Heaven has moved for the day. God went windsurfing on Titan and Jesus is working things out between A-Rod and Madonna (she's his fucking soulmate, duuuuuude!) so they left the keys with the only man (outside of Magyver) who could proctor Heaven
The one they call The Bat Man.
So, if you're looking for Heaven tonight it'll be down here for 2.5 hours at the movie theater. I suggest you all go. I'll be there making sure no clowns try to ruin it.
I'm such a nerd.
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hold on to your hat.... I WANTED TO SEE IT TONIGHT and Nathan said, "Ehhn... let's make pizza..." Surely something IS wrong that only Batman can fix. Surely. yeah, how'd you like THAT double take.
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